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@topherschris

"ord id darren just go to the twitetr fart account adn follow it bc hallo fart."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@iAmDjKuddieJ

"I just farted and my stomach just shrunk a little lol."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@cliffordsboy

"my dog just farted im gonna puke its that bad."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@MaeveAfuckingA

"Just did the loudest fart and woke up my Nanna."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Sis_Maxine

"She just farted infront of me and said sorry! Tjo."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@SassyHasian

"Please do not fart in the middle of a performance. Sir, I need to breathe."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Adah_M

"Fart fart fartt bitches."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@JoshMacDonald95

"Walking behind this old guy at tescos and he did the loudest fart hahahahahaha."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@fariidje

"Some unty farted n the train n its damn smelly,then tried to cover up."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Lacey_Jo20

"So Lewis & Connor Come Into My Room Fart Then Leave ... Thanks Boys (Y)."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@EthanCandasamy

"Why fart it and waste it when you can burp it and taste it."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Tweeteurgh

"Losin more followers den dat time when I farted on tha bus n everyone moved."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Dale26

"Son of a Fart!"

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@Jazz_S14

"If I lay down a smelly fart in public, would it be classified as a Terrorist Attack!"

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@snshkr

"I want fart ?."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@izmalrahman

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd & twat!!!!"

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@JayB_1994

"You can faintly hear toby fart downstairs, and then 10 minutes later the smell hits you :|."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@stephenkinch

"Hearing a hot girl fart is my 9/11."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@BieberArmours

"can i fart in your eye"

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@jbone3827

"that awkward moment when you fart and a person looks up at your open window."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@FaizIshak_

"The awkward moment when you think you will fart unsoundly but you fart loudly ."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@JamesLawrence12

"Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart terd and twat."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@HayleyMiche

"I think my dog needs to go outside... She has farted 5 times in the last half an hour in her sleep."

ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO

@NastyAisu

"i wanna fart."

ABOUT 27 MINUTES AGO

@Iamthereal_yc

"If you Cant Fart In Front Of your Girlfriend, your relationship aint real."

ABOUT 27 MINUTES AGO

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