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@topherschris
"ord id darren just go to the twitetr fart account adn follow it bc hallo fart."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@SassyHasian
"Please do not fart in the middle of a performance. Sir, I need to breathe."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@JoshMacDonald95
"Walking behind this old guy at tescos and he did the loudest fart hahahahahaha."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@fariidje
"Some unty farted n the train n its damn smelly,then tried to cover up."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@Lacey_Jo20
"So Lewis & Connor Come Into My Room Fart Then Leave ... Thanks Boys (Y)."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@Tweeteurgh
"Losin more followers den dat time when I farted on tha bus n everyone moved."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@Jazz_S14
"If I lay down a smelly fart in public, would it be classified as a Terrorist Attack!"
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@izmalrahman
"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd & twat!!!!"
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@JayB_1994
"You can faintly hear toby fart downstairs, and then 10 minutes later the smell hits you :|."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@jbone3827
"that awkward moment when you fart and a person looks up at your open window."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@FaizIshak_
"The awkward moment when you think you will fart unsoundly but you fart loudly ."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@JamesLawrence12
"Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart terd and twat."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@HayleyMiche
"I think my dog needs to go outside... She has farted 5 times in the last half an hour in her sleep."
ABOUT 7 MINUTES AGO
@Iamthereal_yc
"If you Cant Fart In Front Of your Girlfriend, your relationship aint real."
ABOUT 27 MINUTES AGO
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ZaynaLangille "RT @fart_robot: RT @kayceehunter Everyone go on Zaynas vine and listen to her fart. FART ROBOT APPROVES."











