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"Happy thanksgiving God Bless Everyone !"

ABOUT 8 MONTHS AGO

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"Ajab Gajab Love..Shitest movie I have ever seen in my life."

ABOUT 8 MONTHS AGO

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"A one night stand gone horribly wrong is called Marriage."."

ABOUT 8 MONTHS AGO

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"I miss her sometimes so much :-(."

ABOUT 9 MONTHS AGO

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"Never underestimate a Man when he is Drunk . Never ."."

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""Judge each day not by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant.""."

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"Nobody can clean a room as fast as a guy expecting sex ."

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""What we can do, we will try to do." - Mahatma Gandhi"."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"What are you looking at?? ?I don?t know, but its staring back""."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"Eat problems, shit success"."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"In super boring classes, I always improve my drawing skills."."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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""People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.""."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"I want to stay in a studio aparments.."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"Suddenly everyone wants to meet me..."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"who are blackberrian here"

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"who are blackberrian here"

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"Don?t make decisions when you?re angry. Don?t make promises when you?re happy."."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."."

ABOUT 11 MONTHS AGO

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"two rules: agree what I tell OR just dnt fuck around."

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"luxury once enjoyed becomes a nesscity."

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"Bring Justin Beiber To India is the worst trend."

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"monk in the house :D."

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"If u r rich please get me one more beer..If u r rich at heart I dnt have to ask."

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"What goes around comes around. Happy Karma Day.?."

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