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@fart_weasel

"Play-mate of the apes."

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@fart_weasel

"In a love trapezoid."

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@fart_weasel

"Or tell me how much she loves me.. All the time.. No."

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@fart_weasel

"Can the sun come out so that I can fall asleep already."

LAST YEAR

@fart_weasel

"In the words of William Shakespeare, This sucks."

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@fart_weasel

"WILLIE NELSON PLAYED AT THE CATALYST LAST NIGHT AND I FUCKING MISSED IT WHAT THE HELL."

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@fart_weasel

"I love butter lettuce."

LAST YEAR

@fart_weasel

"I seriously just booked a trip to New Orleans, Jackson and Memphis."

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@fart_weasel

"No fucks I love the Kardashian family."

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@fart_weasel

"Meeting guys sober that you met drunk is a triiiiiiip hahaha."

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@fart_weasel

"I need to spend less time at bars with dads."

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@fart_weasel

"Had a dream I was smiling with a lemon wedge in my mouth for school pictures."

LAST YEAR

@fart_weasel

"Not having someone in your life anymore that you wish you were spending this very moment with."

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@fart_weasel

"Doood so cold in this office."

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@fart_weasel

"Get a little and you just want more."

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@fart_weasel

"My mom lecturing me on not mixing grapes and grains."

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@fart_weasel

"Found my shorts outside tweet."

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@fart_weasel

"Wow hate leaving my i.d. at home."

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@fart_weasel

"Especially at an Irish pub."

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@fart_weasel

"Parents who let their kids run wild in stores need to be punched in the dick/vagina."

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@fart_weasel

"What happened? The same thing that always happens, Life."

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@fart_weasel

"And that attackers turn on all faucets outside your house to lure you outside. Sleep well everyone!"

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@fart_weasel

"I hate knowing people are suffering."

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@fart_weasel

"If I were her mom she would be grounded for pulling that shit."

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@fart_weasel

"The Lizzie McGuire movie. Yes."

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