i_farted

@i_farted

"call me cryapus cause getting a boner makes me sad."

LAST WEEK

@i_farted

"I SAID EXCUSE ME LADY."

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

@i_farted

"Types of twitter poet: bad, bullshit, really bad, just awful."

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

@i_farted

"My butthole is a dingle mom."

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

@i_farted

"Turd cow."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"My back just popped in 7 different places. Feels good man."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Butt cheek."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Holy Shit Alex Morgan is so good."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"My spine looks and sounds like a collapsing jenga tower."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"TURBOTWISTED AND TURBOEURO - READY TO MAKE FOLK METAL."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"the taste of Bad Decisions never dies."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"an upper decker is the ultimate in next level shit."

ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Stay safe everybody else in OK."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"a great canadian weekend awaits."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"true bros4lyfe act EXACTLY like they did on xanga circa 2005."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Put that breech baby in flipmode lil mama -- Busta Rhymes, MD."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"ass, grass, or ustase. no one rides vice-free."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Geese is just clunker ducks."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Any dream set in the quinniverse is a dream worth having."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"lets do a tweetup where i puke in your car."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"Totally rediscovered the secret of teleporting last night."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"How many damn chakras does this tootsie roll pop have anyway."

ABOUT 3 WEEKS AGO

@i_farted

"I recognize and flip shit every time you post a picture of your demon left hand doing anything."

LAST MONTH

@i_farted

"Holy shit."

LAST MONTH

@i_farted

"unabashedly pulling for memphis from here on out."

LAST MONTH

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