k_fart

@k_fart

"What the hell is that noise ??."

ABOUT 13 HOURS AGO

@k_fart

"In reality sometimes you just have I actually laugh out loud at some of these herbs in the gym."

YESTERDAY

@k_fart

"Can this shit just heal already I want to live my life ?."

YESTERDAY

@k_fart

"And by live my life I mean eat bagels."

YESTERDAY

@k_fart

"Do I have to catch EVERY red light from tr to bayville Jesus."

ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Omg someone bring me food ?."

ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Weird working without Lawler ?."

ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Middle lane moving 90 and no New York plates? Gotta play the lottery tonight ?."

ABOUT 2 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Why is it always me tripping over spider crickets."

ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"What my life has come to https://t.co/s4JNhiXemA."

ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"? ?I miss school today damn."

ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Gross https://t.co/5LJoiYHUj7."

ABOUT 3 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Following QU on Insta makes me depressed because I just miss everyone ?."

ABOUT 4 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"At least the little rascals is on."

ABOUT 5 DAYS AGO

@k_fart

"Surgery ?."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"More afraid of the IV I have to get tomorrow than actually getting my teeth out."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Help me https://t.co/RDhHssJQJa."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Livid."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"The actual shit I do for my best friends is probably the funniest stuff ever."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Sometimes I wish I could see into the future."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"No txts all day. Go to the gym EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER WANTS TO FUCKIN CHAT."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Just took me three attempts to park my moms space ship ?."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Welcome to New York ???."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"AMNH Today ??."

LAST WEEK

@k_fart

"Pete is the worlds worst driver."

LAST WEEK

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