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"I just farted so loud my parents got a divorce."

ABOUT 2 MONTHS AGO

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"I farted once and predicted the Giants win by 6."

ABOUT A YEAR AGO

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"I farted once and Bowser had to move the Princess to another castle."

ABOUT A YEAR AGO

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"I farted once and it glittered in the sun like a vampire homo."

ABOUT A YEAR AGO

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"I farted once and Stephen Hawking ran away from me."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and Dutch pastries must smell awful if they use the same type of oven I did."

APPROVED ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and ripped a hole in the ass/time continuum."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and Bono started a charity for me."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and a cow ate my dog. Stupid asshole cow."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and nobody talks about Paris Hilton anymore. You are all welcome."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and it sounded like a Swiss horn. RIIIIICOLAAAA!"

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and it had a shootout with the good, and the bad."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and some dude on an airplane peed on me."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and Rebecca Black chose the back seat."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and lamp never loved me back :(."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and almost laughed while watching The Cleveland Show."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and realized that 9 in 10 people enjoy gang rape."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once the Hindenburg exploded. OH THE HUMANITY!"

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and was arrested for nose rape."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and Thailand has its first female Prime Minister. Or has it"

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and Stephen King wrote a best-selling novel about it."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and it was like a shotgun full of pudding."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and my Aardvark killed itself."

APPROVED ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once after sex and your sister grew an Adams Apple afterwards. ...I think."

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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"I farted once and now Calgary celebrates the result every summer! Yew haw!"

ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO

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